as yet untitled: Archive

Feb 1st

Jan 31st

My dad said Melody Bardot has a strong voice, but insists that Regina Spektor sounds like a dying horse? Dad, wtf? Shun.

Jan 31st

Jan 30th

Lolololololol that’s sooooooo clever of you! Wow, no one ever would think that you’re totally fake. Never!

Jan 30th

Jan 28th

230 notes

Jan 28th

Jan 27th

Jan 26th

87 notes

I would skip college and any dream of journalism I’ve ever had if I was given the chance to be a bridal consultant at Kleinfeld’s.

Jan 26th

My entire dashboard consists of basically five...

Bones Zooey Deschanel Emily Deschanel (500) Days of Summer Attractive European men I see nothing wrong with this situation either

Jan 25th

I like two teams in the NFL: the Ravens and the Saints. AND GUESS WHO’S GOING TO THE SUPERBOWL? st st stoked

Jan 25th

Hey Brett Favre,

RETIRE.

Jan 25th

YES, SAINTS.

Jan 25th

I WISH NFL REFS KNEW HOW TO DO THEIR JOB

Jan 25th

Betty White, I love you.

Jan 24th

3 notes

Jan 24th

I would be the only person wearing heels to take the SATs

Jan 23rd

Dear Jeffrey Campbell,

I love you and wish your shoes were affordable. Love, Emily

Jan 22nd

Jan 21st

I feel like I make every situation awkward. /awkward texts

Jan 20th

Jan 19th

273 notes

Jan 19th

I'm ready for this semester to be over

And ready for next semester when I’ll hopefully have at least half of the people I sat with last year, playing Apples to Apples at lunch. Also looking forward to Diegel not calling me out on my “too short” skirts/dresses. And not having Mongold for my fourth mod teacher. And not wanting to kill myself in SAT Prep. And not pretending to care about French III. And not writing...

Jan 18th