December 2010
"Taste words when they are heard"
WebMD, what are you talking about?
29 1/2 more hours until 2011
GUYS I'M DOING ACTUAL WORK
LIKE, SCHOOL WORK
WEIRD
RT @SethMacFarlane: Tweeters, if you need a resolution for 2011, how ‘bout we work on getting the whole “your/you’re” thing down?
emilytbalins:
nicbrah:
Mojo So Dope- Kid...
chickenshit:
DEAR 2010,
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holy shit this woman went to the grocery store
the total was $1,175
she had so many coupons that she only paid $51
fifty-one dollars
that is a $1,124 discount
what the hell
i’m watching some show on TLC and this girl is addicted to shopping
or something
but she gets everything for free
or sometimes the stores pay her to take stuff
which i don’t get
where can i get this job?
also, this bitch is too orange for her own good
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on another note
I’m never going to get any scholarships even though I am a fantastic student with wonder extracurriculars and I won’t be able to afford college so I’m going to become a hobo because I’ll never have any education, money, etc so then I’m just going to live on the streets all the time so I don’t know why I’m wasting my time doing these things because I will...
Matthew Fox. unf
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More 2011 Resolutions
Stop giving a damn. I can’t change everything and it’s time to accept that. There will always be ignorance in this world. While I refuse to turn a blind eye to it, I’m not going to fight with dumbasses that don’t understand equality, hope, love, whatever. Even though I may feel successful after telling certain people to fuck themselves or asking them to drink arsenic, it...
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I just watched five minutes of “Married to Rock” and, apparently, came in the middle of a really super emotional speech.
Except all I heard was:
“I, like, know that, like, sometimes I can be mean, but, like, I’m just, like, honest. And, like, right. Wanna feel my tits? They’re, like, plastic or somethin and… somethin and this was, like, so hard for me to...
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I thought it would be funny to go to an online...
At one store, the total was $200, 351.00
$200, 351.00
$200, 351.00
$200, 351.00
How does that happen?
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My grandfather told me I was going to be an old...
TROLOLOLOLOLOLOL
I hate ice skating
it’s like “OH MY JESUS, THE MAN IS SKATING BACKWARDS”
then he falls and he can’t finish the routine because he hurt himself, wah wah, suck it up. Dancers do it all the time. Except… we get up and finish the dance.
my mom and i got in this fake fight
mom: “blah blah blah you’re not allowed to eat any pizza tonight”
me: “WE’RE GETTING PIZZA TONIGHT?”
mom: “no, i just wanted to make you feel worse”
Darkness + hot tub + cudi = perfect evening
omg, everyday this week for one hour, nickelodeon is airing reruns of Rugrats.
This is truly the best Christmas evar
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Yesterday, my mom, brother, and I were watching TODAY and this little kid was such a little dick and started flipping out because his parents bought him a book for Christmas and he kept asking where his real presents were and I really just wanted to get my tubes tied immediately after watching it. But, anyway, my brother, who has read like one book in his 24 years, said, “I just want money....
I’m feeling really nostalgic and, even though it doesn’t feel like Christmas, it’s been a wonderful day thus far. Sitting around the tree, the table, the TV with family has been great because we’ve been reminiscing, laughing, and generally enjoying each other’s company. Christmas isn’t about giving or receiving, but simply taking notice of what you already have,...